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Build Your Own Bundle
Smooth Skin. Hard Boundaries.
Buy 2 Get 1 Free!
These 150ml bottles bring the hydration and the attitude. Keep one by the sink, one on your nightstand, and one wherever your bullshit threshold is lowest. Smooth, rich, and unapologetic—this is the lotion you commit to.
Let customers speak for us
I love these shower streamers. It’s a nice surprise in my shower♥️
One of the easiest sites I have ever shopped from and super-fast delivery
Going to be the best Christmas Present ever for my Son in Law
My daughter loves it, for the name 🤓, but also the smell!
Gave as a gift, and the recipient absolutely loved it! all the products smelled so good! I may have to get some for myself!!
These steamers are amazing! The scents are relaxing and enjoyable. The explicit phrases completely made my day when the package arrived. My daughter in law and I smiled, giggled, and laughed so hard.
Have always received a great product with quick shipping.
My sister is going just love this for her birthday. The graphics are great and the scents divine.
They were a gift for my daughter- she loved them!
What customers think about the store
Store specializes in humorous wellness products with high-quality scents and ingredients. Customers consistently praise fast shipping, excellent packaging, and outstanding customer service. Products make ideal gifts for friends and family, generating laughter ...
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FAQs
We have over 500 stockists all over the US and Canada. To view the full list you can use our store locator.
We’ve got your back. If there’s a problem with your order, just reach out within 14 days of delivery. We’ll get you sorted with a refund or replacement, whatever makes the most sense for you. For the full policy click here.
Yes, we wholesale exclusively with Faire. You can find us here
We usually pack your order with love within 3 business days. Everything ships from East Tennessee via USPS, and transit times are typically 3–5 business days.
Every order comes with tracking, so you can stalk your package like a pro.
During the holiday madness, we may need 5–7 business days to ship, and USPS might take their sweet time—so plan ahead if it’s a gift.
Just a heads up: we can’t guarantee delivery dates once it leaves our hands. We wish we could hand-deliver everything ourselves, but alas—we’re not wizards.
Absolutely. Just enter their shipping address at checkout instead of yours, and we’ll take care of the rest. It makes a damn good surprise.
Yep! When in doubt, let them pick their own favorites. Digital gift cards are available and delivered straight to their inbox.
