Explicit Essentials
Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Box Set
Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Box Set
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Item Description
Looking for a unique and unforgettable birthday gift for the special woman in your life? You’ve just found it. Our Happy Birthday Gift Box is a bold, beautiful, and indulgent self-care set made for badass women who deserve the best on their birthday.
Whether you're shopping for your girlfriend, wife, best friend, sister, or coworker — this birthday gift box for women delivers everything she needs to relax, recharge, and feel empowered.
💝 What’s Inside:
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12 OZ “Fucking Exhausted” Black Currant Rose Bath Salt
Rich, soothing salts with a luxurious floral scent for the ultimate soak session. -
150ml “Bad Ass Bitch” Sweet Red Raspberry Body Lotion
Hydrating, silky, and sweet with a serious confidence boost in every pump. -
4-Pack “Bitch Relax” Lavender Mint Shower Steamers
Aromatherapy bliss for stress relief and bathroom spa vibes. -
Explicit Essentials Lip Balm
Lip Moisturizer On The Go! -
Optional Add-On: “Exhale The Bullshit” Eucalyptus Mint Fragrance Mist
Refresh any space (or mood) with a calming, cleansing mist.
💖 Why It’s the Best Birthday Gift for Women:
This self-care gift set is cheeky, thoughtful, and full of attitude – just like her.
Perfect for women who love bold humor, high-quality skincare, and a little me-time magic.
🌿 Product Benefits:
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✔️ Cruelty-Free
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✔️ Women-Owned Brand
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✔️ Made with Premium Ingredients
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✔️ Ships Fast & Free (U.S. Only)
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✔️ Packaged to Impress
🕒 Fast Processing Times:
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Standard: 1–3 business days
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Holidays: 3–5 business days
📦 Hassle-Free Returns:
We accept returns if there’s an issue with your order. Your happiness = our priority.
🔥 Don’t Wait – Make Her Birthday Extra Special
If you’re searching for a funny, luxurious, and empowering birthday gift for women, this is it. Give her the gift of unapologetic self-care — and let her know just how much she slays.
👉 Add to Cart Now and treat her to the birthday she deserves.
Shipping Info
PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.
RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
LOCATION
We are currently shipping from Knoxville, TN.