Explicit Essentials
Calm The Fuck Down Shower Steamers
Calm The Fuck Down Shower Steamers
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Item Description
Calm The Fuck Down Shower Steamers – Your Instant Zen in a Shower 🌸✨
When life gets chaotic, it’s time to Calm The Fuck Down—and these shower steamers are here to help. Infused with a luxurious blend of jasmine and vanilla, these steamers fill your shower with a warm, soothing aroma, turning your bathroom into a spa-like escape. Whether you’re dealing with stress, exhaustion, or just need a moment to breathe, this self-care essential is your go-to for pure relaxation.
Why You’ll Love Them
✔ Soothing jasmine & vanilla scent – A calming, floral aroma that helps set the tone for relaxation.
✔ Aromatherapy-inspired – Turns your everyday shower into a tranquil escape.
✔ Handmade in Small Batches – Crafted with high-quality, cruelty-free ingredients.
✔ Perfect for Gifting – Great for stress relief, birthdays, self-care gifts, and spa lovers.
✔ Women-Owned & Operated – Created by a badass women-led brand that believes in self-care with attitude.
How To Use
1️⃣ Run warm water for a few minutes to create steam.
2️⃣ Place the shower steamer in a corner of your shower, away from direct water flow but close enough to activate the scent.
3️⃣ Breathe deeply as the fragrance fills your shower.
4️⃣ For best results, turn off the air vent while using the steamers.
💥 Because sometimes, you just need to slow down, breathe, and let the bullshit go. Order now and treat yourself to the relaxation you deserve!
• INGREDIENTS
Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Kaolin Clay, Fragrance, Mica Powder
• PROCESSING TIMES
Your item(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.
• RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
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Shipping Info
PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 business days. Processing can take 3-5 business days during the holiday seasons.
RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
LOCATION
We are currently shipping from Knoxville, TN.
My wife loved them!
My sister loved it.
Love this so much especially after a LONG day!
Incredible!
Highly recommended!
Highly recommended!
Spectacular!
Wonderful!
Smells great
Not worth the money!
I received this as a gift from a friend and liked it so much I bought one for another friend. I'm still experimenting with the best place to put these in my shower for maximum effectiveness, but these are awesome all the same.
Hilariously great products. Thank you.
Bought this as a funny stocking stuffer for ny daughter. She loved it! Great gift for someone with a sense of humor
This was the perfect gift for my badass boss. Great company to order from and the gift was well received.
Love them
I purchased this as a gift to a friend. While I have not personally used it, her feedback was that she and her granddaughter really enjoyed it.
These are so cool! I love each and every one of them!
Actually smell great, the packaging gives great laughs and starts a conversation for sure!
Best impulse buy in a while! I have only tried one so far since it lasted a couple showers, but am very happy.
I’m sure they’re good. My wife hasn’t used them yet so she hasn’t calmed the fuck down
Great gift for overworked moms! Everyone loved them!
Obviously I love it.,, you keep getting all my booze money 🤣
LOVE!
Great name. Amazing smell. Definitely a good buy.
Wife loved them
Expensive for what it is. Not much product. Cute though
Smells great
Love this product
Everyone needs
These smell wonderful and I’m excited to put them in my bridesmaids’ packages! ☺️
Arrived quickly and smell so good! Will definitely be ordering from this shop more!
Love will order more soon.
Exactly as pictured, it smells good. The seller was great, reached out to make sure I was fully informed with the idea I had for these in my wedding gift bags. Can't wait to buy more in the future !