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Merry Fucking Christmas Shower Steamers
Merry Fucking Christmas Shower Steamers
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Item Description
‘Tis the season to chill the hell out. Drop one of these peppermint-sweet, vanilla-kissed steamers on your shower floor and let the steam do its thing. Instantly turns your bathroom into a candy cane wonderland—without the carolers, chaos, or forced family cheer.
Perfect for holiday hangovers, post-shopping meltdowns, or when you’re just trying to survive December without throat-punching someone.
💋 Scent: Candy Cane Bark (Peppermint + Vanilla)
🛁 Includes: 4 Shower Steamers (25g each)
🎁 Vibe: Festive AF. Naughty list approved.
How to Use:
Place one tablet on the shower floor (not directly under the water stream). Let the steam activate the fragrance for a quick mood reset and a peppermint-fueled mental detox.
Shipping Info
PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.
RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
LOCATION
We are currently shipping from Knoxville, TN.