Explicit Essentials
Bitch Relax Hand and Body Lotion
Bitch Relax Hand and Body Lotion
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Item Description
Bitch Relax Hand & Body Lotion – Lavender Mint
Need a moment of peace without booking a retreat or hiding in your car? Bitch Relax has your back. This Lavender Mint hand and body lotion delivers calming vibes in a sleek, no-nonsense tube. The refreshing herbal scent helps you hit pause, while the silky, non-greasy formula keeps your skin smooth and soft AF.
Whether you're winding down or just need a midday reset, this lotion is your permission slip to chill.
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Lavender Mint Scent – Clean, herbal, and super soothing
✔️ Moisturizing Without the Mess – Softens skin without feeling slick
✔️ Perfect for Daily Use – Keep it on your desk, in your bag, or next to your sanity candle
✔️ Makes a Great Gift – Self-care with a little edge
✔️ Women-Owned & Operated 💪
✔️ Ships Fast & Free!
📦 Size: 150ml tube
Because you deserve to take a minute—and smell damn good while doing it. 💜🌿
• PROCESSING TIMES
Your item(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1–3 days. Processing can take 3–5 days during the holiday seasons.
• RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
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Shipping Info
PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 business days. Processing can take 3-5 business days during the holiday seasons.
RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
LOCATION
We are currently shipping from Knoxville, TN.
It was a gift and quite the hit
You should get this!
Love this cream and how it smells.
Absorbs into my skin nicely and smells great for a long time!
First of all the sentiments are hilarious and if nothing else it makes for a perfect gift. Unfortunately stress, overthinking and exhaustion is just a reality for most people and to be able to lighten up the mood with a little humor is a win. Second the product themselves are amazing and does exactly what it's suppose to do. I'm putting in another order. Everyone with a life needs these!
Excellent product
This will be perfect for my sister!!!! Lol. She is high strung
I love all product I have ordered from your company.
My wife relaxed and is no longer a bitch
I love my lotion
Smells wonderful and provided a lot of laughs when the gift was opened!
I gave the lotions as gifts this year. Everyone loves the sayings on the bottles and they rave about the lotion!
Love these although I I bought for a gift.
I will definitely be buying some more items!
Love them all!
Unique gifts for hard to buy people
Love this lotion. It’s light and the fragrance helps me to relax