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Running on fumes? Our Fucking Exhausted Mini Lotion is here to give your skin the love it deserves when your energy is running on empty. Infused with the rich, soothing scent of Black Currant Rose, this 2oz travel-size lotion hydrates without the greasy feel, leaving your skin soft, smooth, and smelling like you’ve got your shit together—even if you don’t.
💖 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Black Currant Rose Scent – A lush blend of floral and fruity notes
✔️ Hydrating & Non-Greasy – Nourishes without the heaviness
✔️ Perfect for On-the-Go Use – Toss it in your bag, desk, or car
✔️ Funny Yet Functional Gift – A must-have for every tired badass
✔️ Women-Owned & Operated 💪
✔️ Ships Fast & Free!
📦 Size: 2oz travel-size bottle
Because exhaustion is real—but dry skin doesn't have to be. 💜
• PROCESSING TIMES
Your item(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1–3 days. Processing can take 3–5 days during the holiday seasons.
• RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
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Shipping Info
PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.
RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
LOCATION
We are currently shipping from Knoxville, TN.