Fresh Outta Fucks Mini Lotion

No time, no patience, and Fresh Outta Fucks—but at least your skin is glowing! This 2oz mini lotion is packed with hydration and an irresistible tropical refresher scent that’ll transport you straight to paradise (even if your day is a disaster).

Perfect for tossing in your purse, gym bag, or carry-on, this little lifesaver keeps your skin soft, smooth, and smelling like a damn vacation. Whether you’re running errands, catching flights, or just avoiding responsibilities, this mini lotion has your back.

🌴 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Tropical refresher scent = instant mood boost
✔️ Fast-absorbing hydration with zero greasy feel
✔️ TSA-approved & travel-friendly
✔️ A cheeky, fun gift for anyone fresh outta fucks

When life gets messy, at least your skin stays fabulous. Moisturize, inhale, and carry on—fucks optional. ✨💖

• PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.

• RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.

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