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You're The Fucking Best – Funny Self-Care Gift Box for Women
Looking for a gift that screams “You’re amazing, don’t forget it” with a little sass and a lot of self-care? The You’re The Fucking Best gift set is packed with calming, feel-good vibes to help your favorite person chill the hell out and feel loved as hell.
Perfect for birthdays, thank-you gifts, breakups, tough weeks, or just reminding someone how fucking awesome they are.
This badass spa set includes:
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🛁 12oz Calm The Fuck Down Bath Salts – jasmine + vanilla serenity
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🌿 4-pack Exhale The Bullshit Shower Steamers – eucalyptus mint freshness
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💜 150ml Bitch Relax Body Lotion – soothing lavender mint blend
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➕ Optional Add-On: Fucking Exhausted Fragrance Mist – black currant rose
Why They'll Love It: ✔️ Hilarious but genuinely relaxing
✔️ Great for best friends, moms, coworkers, or yourself
✔️ Perfect self-care gift for women with a sense of humor
✔️ Small batch, cruelty-free, premium ingredients
• Women Owned and Operated
• Ships Fast and Free
✨ Explicit Essentials: Savage self-care for badass women who deserve everything.
Shipping Info
PROCESSING TIMES
Your items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.
Processing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.
RETURNS/REFUNDS
We do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.
LOCATION
We are currently shipping from Knoxville, TN.