{"title":"Mom Gifts | She Deserves a Damn Break","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFor the mom who does everything, remembers everything, and somehow keeps everyone else alive. Give her a little time to herself with shower steamers, lotions, bath salts, and self-care favorites she’ll actually use.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"calm-the-fuck-down-bath-salt","title":"Calm The Fuck Down Bath Salt","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive the gift of relaxation with our Calm The Fuck Down Bath Salts. Packed with the invigorating scents of Jasmine and Vanilla, this 12oz bag is a delightful treat for any woman in need of some me-time. The blend of natural ingredients works wonders on tired muscles and promotes a sense of tranquility. Whether it's a long day at work or a hectic schedule, these bath salts are here to help wash away the stress and leave you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. So go ahead, indulge in some well-deserved self-care - because taking care of yourself should never be taken lightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJasmine Vanilla - a harmonious blend of blooming jasmine and comforting vanilla. Imagine strolling through a fragrant garden, surrounded by the sweet allure of jasmine flowers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e•Cruelty Free\u003cbr\u003e•Women Owned and Operated\u003cbr\u003e•Ships Fast and Free\u003cbr\u003e•Premium Ingredients\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• PROCESSING TIMES\u003cbr\u003eYour items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.\u003cbr\u003eProcessing typically takes 1-3 days. Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• RETURNS\/REFUNDS\u003cbr\u003eWe do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll content and images copyright © 2010-2024 by Explicit Essentials\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Explicit Essentials","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45027654467826,"sku":"EECTFD12BS","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1582\/5906\/files\/image-0.jpg?v=1788701389"},{"product_id":"fucking-exhausted-shower-steamer-trio-set","title":"Fucking Exhausted Shower Steamer Gift Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur shower steamer trio gift set is the perfect treat for someone special (even if that someone special is yourself) Each set features three packs of four small steamers, offering a total of twelve luxurious shower experiences. 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Infused with a soothing blend of lavender and mint, these steamers dissolve in the steam, filling your shower with a calming, spa-like aroma. Whether you're winding down after a long day or starting your morning with a moment of tranquility, these steamers bring instant self-care vibes to every shower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You'll Love Them\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Soothing \u0026amp; Refreshing Scent – The perfect balance of calming lavender and crisp mint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Women-Owned \u0026amp; Operated – Proudly created by women entrepreneurs who believe in self-care with attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Perfect Gift Idea – A fun, unique self-care gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Handmade in Small Batches – Crafted with high-quality, cruelty-free ingredients.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Easy to Use – Just place one in your shower and enjoy the luxurious aroma.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow To Use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1️⃣ Run warm water for a few minutes to create steam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2️⃣ Place the shower steamer away from direct water, but close enough to activate the scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3️⃣ Breathe deeply as the fragrance fills your shower.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4️⃣ For best results, turn off the air vent while using the steamers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💥 Treat yourself (or someone special) to the ultimate shower upgrade. 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Processing can take 3-5 days during the holiday seasons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• RETURNS\/REFUNDS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe do accept returns if there is an issue with the order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll content and images copyright © 2010-2025 by Explicit Essentials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Explicit Essentials","offers":[{"title":"Yes","offer_id":47451824259314,"sku":"EEFBMGBSFM","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No","offer_id":47451824292082,"sku":"EEFBMGBS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/1582\/5906\/files\/Photoroom_016_20250915_142742.jpg?v=1758216795"},{"product_id":"bitch-relax-gift-box-set","title":"Bitch Relax Gift Box Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eBitch Relax Gift Box – Lavender Mint Self-Care Set for Women\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Bitch Relax Lavender Mint gift set is your go-to box of bliss. Packed with calming, uplifting scents and a no-nonsense attitude, it's the perfect self-care treat for yourself or someone who seriously deserves a break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis badass gift box makes a hilarious and thoughtful present for birthdays, graduations, retirements, housewarmings, bachelorette parties, breakups, or just because she f*cking earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 150ml Bitch Relax Body Lotion – calming lavender mint scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌿 4-pack Exhale The Bullshit Shower Steamers – refreshing eucalyptus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛁 12oz Fucking Exhausted Bath Salts – soothing black currant rose\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Explicit Essentials Lip Balm – smooth, hydrating, and a light vanilla\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e➕ Optional Add-On: 2oz Fresh Outta Fucks Fragrance Mist – juicy tropical refresher\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You'll Love It: ✔️ Made for aggressive self-care\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Sassy, funny, and functional\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Small batch \u0026amp; handmade with love\u003cbr\u003e✔️ Makes an unforgettable gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• PROCESSING TIMES\u003cbr\u003eYour items(s) will be processed in the order in which they were received.\u003cbr\u003eProcessing typically takes 1-3 days. 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